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Police arrested two 说:
2013年8月10日 23:43

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Look at you in war. 说:
2013年8月10日 23:43

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

A state of war only 说:
2013年8月10日 15:24

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

Only one man ever un 说:
2013年8月10日 15:24

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

True. When your hamm 说:
2013年8月10日 07:33

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

So I was in my car, 说:
2013年8月10日 07:33

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

There is no sincerer 说:
2013年8月09日 23:33

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

I have four children 说:
2013年8月09日 23:33

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Some men, in order t 说:
2013年8月09日 14:54

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

I have come to belie 说:
2013年8月09日 14:54

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Write a wise word an 说:
2013年8月09日 10:57

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

We have art to save 说:
2013年8月09日 10:57

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Ketchup left overnig 说:
2013年8月09日 06:43

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

A doctor can bury hi 说:
2013年8月09日 06:28

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Hofstadter's Law: It 说:
2013年8月08日 18:12

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

If toast always land 说:
2013年8月07日 19:38

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Don't stay in bed, u 说:
2013年8月07日 19:23

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

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